Friendsterization

 FRIENDSTERization

When I got the email announcing that Friendster is FINALLY allowing blogging, I STOPPED everything I was doing and quickly created one. After all, the only thing more exciting about listening to gossip is creating one of your own *wink*

Friendster has truly revolutionized the way we look at the world.
!!! We are under going a FRIENDSTERIZATION

Just think, every single person you don’t know could know someone you do know. Isn’t that insane?! After much meditation and a couple of drinks (tea) in the steam room, this really got me burning wood (it’s figurative ok). I recycle unlike some people and I always buy bio-degradable cups. Although what they degrade the cups into, I couldnt tell you. 

So anyway, as I delved deeper and deeper into the recesses of my mind, all of a sudden it hit me! What if animals were friendsterized! That would be so fascinating.

Let’s take my aunt’s dog, Benji, for a minute. Benji’s playmate is Pwincess, who got to know Murphy because they pee in the same mailbox on the corner of 42nd and 5th every single day. Murphy knows Pugsy because he destroyed Pugsy’s chew toy, Elmo. So Pugsy’s just sad and has no friends. Murphy lives in the same house as Attila, the fearsome white cat, who got caught chasing Bunny up a tree. Pwincess knows bunny because he fell on her while attempting to climb down. Bunny knows Bert, the cigarette smoking naval dog, who is trying to help Bunny get over his fear of cats. Bert sent the famous llama, Yo Yo Ma after Attila because it’s the one thing Attila is scared of. Llamas.

In case you guys didnt catch all that, here is a diagram I created which I lovingly call, The Animal Symposium (lights candle  in memory of Plato, the inspirer of the title).

So when people ask me now why I am on friendster and what purpose does friendster serve? I pull up my sleeves, put up my hair, pick up my Animal Symposium diagram, and proceed to speak these wise words - "It’s all about Friendsterization."                     AMEN BROTHA !

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                HAVE YOU BEEN FRIENDSTERized TODAY?

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