Archive for June, 2005

OMG! YOU’RE SUCH A FREAK! YOU BELONG IN A CARNIVAL!

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005

 



did i ever tell you guys i have the weirdest feet? my mom had always told me when i asked her about it, "oh it’s normal. everyone has feet like that."

so if it’s so normals, why do people make such a big deal out of it??

a photographer i knew used to be on my case constantly about me possibly doing some feet modeling for him. but i always said no because i thought, ewww, weird! i told him, "jim, i’m like the penguin from Batman, you know?" well, ok, they’re not THAT weird, but it’s still freaky.

so what’s wrong with my feet, you ask?

Daphne’s Feet Stats:

Left Foot: size 6

Right Foot: size 8

aaaargh! now you know my secret! i feel so naked! i bared my SOLE (haha…sole…get it??…do ya? do ya?) to everyone!

ok. i won’t show you pictures because you guys will make fun of me and i dont like being made fun of unless i can laugh myself :-P

hehe.

next time any of you ladies walk into a nice shoe store and you try on those really sexy heels and you realize that the sizes don’t match up, you can blame it on me!
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ok make me feel better pleaaaaase!!

TELL ME SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT YOURSELVES

THE MIDNIGHT PHONE CALL THAT WILL HOPEFULLY CHANGE MY DAD’S LIFE

Sunday, June 12th, 2005

 

Last night, a 21-year-old individual died in Long Island
and he left a very precious gift for my dad - his kidney. For a long
time now, my dad’s dream has been to receive a new kidney so that
he would no longer have to depend on a dialysis machine to keep him
alive. For those of you familiar with the organ donation process, you
know how difficult it is to find a match, and families wait for years
for one, just as my family has.

 
Last night, the phone call from the hospital brought my dad
closer to his dream of independence. Ever since his kidneys stopped
functioning, my dad’s body has become an enemy to him, instead of a
lifelong friend. This new kidney, if it works, will once again set
things right.

 
As excited as my family is, the news of this new
kidney is at the same time bittersweet. Someone had to die in order for
my dad to receive this extraordinary gift. And that someone had to
have had signed a statement stating that in the event of their
death, their functioning organs would be donated to those who are
in need of it.

 
This gift is priceless. My family does not know how to
begin to thank the family of the individual who donated this kidney to
us. There are no words for such a godly act.

 
Even as I write this I am choked with emotion. It further
convinces me that even in death one can still leave a remarkable and
lasting impact on others’ lives. It is the force that makes me want to
be better than what I am now so that I may further serve my
fellow human being in an unselfish way. It is
the continual reminder that even the seemingly small
actions are the ones that define us as extraordinary human beings.

 
THANK YOU to the nameless, but revered 21-year-old who is giving my dad a second chance at life.
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WOULD YOU DONATE YOUR ORGANS IN THE EVENT OF YOUR DEATH?

FUN TIMES JUST KEEP ON ROLLIN’

Friday, June 10th, 2005


 
I am having so much fun !
I love summer, it brings all my friends back to me
 
I love color. I love the sun. I love the blue blue sky.
 
Life is good.
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ENJOYING YOUR SUMMER?

I AM ALLERGIC TO SHRIMP

Wednesday, June 8th, 2005

 
i think i am allergic to shrimp.
 
after i eat them, my lips get really itchy and swell for a day or two.
 
but i like shrimp! (sob).

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HOW DO I EAT SHRIMP
AND
NOT GET PUFFED LIPS?