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did i ever tell you guys i have the weirdest feet? my mom had always told me when i asked her about it, "oh it’s normal. everyone has feet like that."
so if it’s so normals, why do people make such a big deal out of it??
a photographer i knew used to be on my case constantly about me possibly doing some feet modeling for him. but i always said no because i thought, ewww, weird! i told him, "jim, i’m like the penguin from Batman, you know?" well, ok, they’re not THAT weird, but it’s still freaky.
so what’s wrong with my feet, you ask?
Daphne’s Feet Stats:
Left Foot: size 6
Right Foot: size 8
aaaargh! now you know my secret! i feel so naked! i bared my SOLE (haha…sole…get it??…do ya? do ya?) to everyone!
ok. i won’t show you pictures because you guys will make fun of me and i dont like being made fun of unless i can laugh myself
hehe.
next time any of you ladies walk into a nice shoe store and you try on those really sexy heels and you realize that the sizes don’t match up, you can blame it on me! _________________________________________________________ ok make me feel better pleaaaaase!!
TELL ME SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT YOURSELVES
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