Friendsterization

i had a discussion with a friend of mine about one particular insane
ex-girlfriend that she has to deal with.

it got me pondering deep questions like, what
is wrong with these women?!

at one time or another, you are bound to date
a guy who still has, to be all ghetto, "beef" with his ex. i
mean, starting a new relationship is difficult enough without an insane ex in
the picture. no wonder so many relationships never survive past a couple of
months.

it’s all you psychotic ex-girlfriends’
faults!

SO WHEN CAN YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF THE
PSYHO EX-Girlfriend?

i made a list. haha. like i always do

1. When you
sign up on Friendster, you automatically search for your ex-boyfriend’s page.
When you find it, you methodically click on every single name on his Friends
List and target every single girl/guy, who u suspect is now "getting it on
with him."

2. When you
begin MISSION: RECAPTURE by posting on your Friendster page hundreds of
pictures of yourself looking all HOT and BOTHERED. Or if you wanna go commando,
you can play the jealousy game by putting up pictures of you and your ex
together to get his new girlfriend/boyfriend all jealous.

3. When u
describe your ex-bf to everyone, don’t forget to use phrases like  "he
said i’m the only girl he’ll ever love" or "his mom would
always tell him he would be a fool if he ever let me go."

4.  When
you start posting pictures of yourself, holding a sign that says "where
is the child support money?" or "our children miss you,
<insert ex-bf’s name>.

5. When you
leave comments on his current girlfriend’s profile page that says something to
the effect of "TYTE PAGE! HE DOESNT LOVE YOU! HE LOVES ME! COMMENT
BACK!"

6. Lastly, you
can consider yourself a full-fledged stalker psycho ex-gf when u don’t even
want your ex back anymore but u still harrass him and his gf anyway bc it gives
u a good laugh.

i think i got it down. if i missed anything.
let me know

            
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So
I’ve finally reached that stage in my life where I start reminiscing
about my days in high school and college. Ah yes, fun times they were!
But those times of laughter and merriment were not without their share
of tears, tantrums, and just the general feeling of awkwardness about growing
up.

Sure, I had a
healthy number of close friends, but I wasn’t a cheerleader, I didn’t
date the cutest jock in school, and by no means was I anywhere near a
size 2. It was more like 2 x 4 - hehe.

I remember being completely unpopular in high school. There were times when I used wished I could trade with the most popular
girls in school, just to see what it would feel like. Even now, as I
watch my sister go through her high school years, I sometimes get that

"Never Been Kissed" moment where I wish I could go back the way I am
now, wow everyone, and be the envy of all the other girls.

Well, I used (keyword "used") to wish that. That is until I noticed
something in the last couple of months that made me realize how much
life can change.  I have had the fortunate or unfortunate
(depending on how you look at it) circumstances of running into old
classmates from elementary school to high school.

I was rather shocked by the appearances of these old colleagues. The
thinnest, most popular, or girls considered to be the hottest gained a
lot of weight and just had this general look of individuals who
apparently let themselves go. The heavy girls from high school were now
slim, beautiful, and looked like they just stepped out of a magazine.
The geekiest guys were now buff in tight muscle shirts. The kind of
guys you do double takes with. Believe it or not, 9 times out of 10 this was the case with every meeting.

So what exactly happened here?  *scratches head*
Is this one of the great ironies of the world?

This is teaching me a great lesson about growing up. Individual
definition is constantly growing and evolving, (physically,
emotionally, spiritually, etc) so to worry about whether fitting in or
not at any age, is just plain silly!

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DO YOU KNOW OF AN OLD CLASSMATE THAT WENT FROM GEEK TO CHIC?
            DO YOU KNOW OF AN OLD CLASSMATE THAT WENT FROM HOT TO NOT?