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i had a discussion with a friend of mine about one particular insane
ex-girlfriend that she has to deal with.
it got me pondering deep questions like, what
is wrong with these women?!
at one time or another, you are bound to date
a guy who still has, to be all ghetto, "beef" with his ex. i
mean, starting a new relationship is difficult enough without an insane ex in
the picture. no wonder so many relationships never survive past a couple of
months.
it’s all you psychotic ex-girlfriends’
faults! 
SO WHEN CAN YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF THE
PSYHO EX-Girlfriend?
i made a list. haha. like i always do
1. When you
sign up on Friendster, you automatically search for your ex-boyfriend’s page.
When you find it, you methodically click on every single name on his Friends
List and target every single girl/guy, who u suspect is now "getting it on
with him."
2. When you
begin MISSION: RECAPTURE by posting on your Friendster page hundreds of
pictures of yourself looking all HOT and BOTHERED. Or if you wanna go commando,
you can play the jealousy game by putting up pictures of you and your ex
together to get his new girlfriend/boyfriend all jealous.
3. When u
describe your ex-bf to everyone, don’t forget to use phrases like "he
said i’m the only girl he’ll ever love" or "his mom would
always tell him he would be a fool if he ever let me go."
4. When
you start posting pictures of yourself, holding a sign that says "where
is the child support money?" or "our children miss you,
<insert ex-bf’s name>.
5. When you
leave comments on his current girlfriend’s profile page that says something to
the effect of "TYTE PAGE! HE DOESNT LOVE YOU! HE LOVES ME! COMMENT
BACK!"
6. Lastly, you
can consider yourself a full-fledged stalker psycho ex-gf when u don’t even
want your ex back anymore but u still harrass him and his gf anyway bc it gives
u a good laugh.
i think i got it down. if i missed anything.
let me know
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August 20th, 2005 at 11:33 am
I think I fall in this category! Yaiks! I have been going gaga over finding everything I can find on who I suspect to be my ex-bf’s “other woman”! Include this: “checking out all you can about the other woman and looking up her friendster account on a regular basis to see when last she logged in, hoping she changes her setting to third degree to see whether or not she has pictures with your man with her.” THAT my friend is psychotic…I hate doing that but I do. How do I get out of this stupid obsession!?
August 21st, 2005 at 6:41 pm
From the other perspective: I had a girl looking for me on one of the High School reunion sites posting all over the message boards “WHERE IS MARK - EMAIL ME TO FIND OUT WHY.”
She did not go to my high school or even live in the same country…. and I am not that great. It was a bit scary in a way. After a while it was funny but at first it just was not because she had been on this site for a year or so before I had ever seen it.
August 22nd, 2005 at 9:27 am
You crack me up, girl! This is a good one!
Here, you talk about the psycho ex but how about the present girlfriend (and in rare cases, boyfriend) who goes crazy over their boyfriend’s (or girlfriend’s) exes? I’d love to hear your stand on that too. 
You see, i have been a victim of a “psycho” girlfriend of a former bf and… would you believe, i have also been stalked by a friend’s “loony” wife?! UGH! (I may post something about that in my blog! LOL)
Great topic, Daphne!
August 22nd, 2005 at 10:34 pm
Great sharing, Daphne… in the other perspective, i’ve been in a situation, where my current gf at the time…couldn’t stand the fact i still kept in contact w/ my ex-gf who became my really good friend, nothing more…ugh… but my gf would ask all these questions about what activities my ex-gf and I shared as friends… it was beyond curiosity… more like interrogation it seemed… anyway, such a relationship ended…
August 23rd, 2005 at 10:42 pm
i like it
August 25th, 2005 at 4:24 am
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August 27th, 2005 at 6:13 am
Bravo!!!! You got that (so) right, girl!!! Need I say more? You actually hit the nail on its head! You rock!! Keep ‘em comin!
August 29th, 2005 at 8:24 am
Bingo, Daph!
August 31st, 2005 at 3:42 am
Go girl! been looking for my ex too.
September 5th, 2005 at 2:03 am
Absolutely completely correct!!
September 5th, 2005 at 7:09 am
Amazing analysis really! And the way you write very witty and hilarious! I totally agree with point 4) ”where’s the child support money”
Love this blog!
Juan.
September 5th, 2005 at 7:46 pm
ITS LOVIN’ SOMEONE IS HARD THING TO DO? IT’S NECESSARY TO DO THESE…. “CRAZY FOR YOU” ? WAHHH…. DATS SUX..
JUST ENJOY LIFE TO SOME1 WHO YOU ARE WITH… =)
September 9th, 2005 at 1:16 am
YOU WISH THAT he would treat his new girl worst!!
cursed the new girl! *haha*
September 16th, 2005 at 3:06 am
i like your picture co’z its good keep up the good work
September 26th, 2005 at 7:31 am
absolutely truth!!
October 21st, 2005 at 12:21 am
no comment
October 22nd, 2005 at 2:42 pm
hmmm… well, I’m friends with my ex-b/f girlfriend, sort of… we met on friendster because she was checking out my page, which I thought was natural. Is it that bad if I put a picture of us together just saying “my best buddy and me”?? All we are is friends, I’m not trying to cause problems, it’s a nice picture and I care about him… Is that bad? ;(
October 24th, 2005 at 9:38 pm
…..
u”r jst reminds me of
my past… hayyyy….
gggrrrr….well, ds tym
“i hate REGRETS”, so i better be sure my next decision hm!….
u gals too! bware of wrong dcsion so u wont hav regrets.
January 10th, 2006 at 10:01 pm
hi..
January 14th, 2006 at 5:36 am
hmmmm……..
i apreciate U..
BUt….
i think….
naked is good for U…
hehehe…….
January 19th, 2006 at 1:57 am
I think i should do like that to my ex bf so that can no longer have other grls..gudwork dapne..
March 30th, 2006 at 4:15 am
you’re absolutely right!!! he5… he’s on my list and we’re still friends anyway.. he5
March 31st, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Absolutely Hilarious- I think I Have a few of those still keeping an eye out for me, one is over 15 years on the mission- I myself sometimes miss a few of my exes but I don’t go the stalker routte Just think of em for a second or two then move on. Funny article LOL
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May 24th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
that is tooo funny. um… it reminds me of someone…
May 25th, 2006 at 10:54 am
wth… lmao this is jokes… the constant shit talking of gurlz…. yet it is so tru, they all fcuked up
May 27th, 2006 at 10:02 pm
it’s not just girls though… i have a psycho ex bf who’s now living with his gf and will have a kid of their own…he still wants to take matters in his hands and questions who i was with and who’s the guy on my page etc…so it goes both ways…
May 28th, 2006 at 11:19 pm
cool blog here
May 30th, 2006 at 1:35 am
love this post!
May 30th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
omg i just arrived to cali for 7 onths from asia, n i ALWAYS have problems with the ex gfs! lol
i actually glad that it5s not only me who realize about such thing lol thats crazy
June 4th, 2006 at 5:52 am
Hmmmm - could it be that when the entire continent of Australia is not big enough for the two of you to be there at the same time. lol Or the”I just got out of the hospital and am ok now” out of the blue emails hinting at her latest suicide attempt. The are many reason I count myself as lucky that that relationship crashed when it did! lol Whew!
June 6th, 2006 at 6:07 am
ei… this one is true…that is what im going through now… my bf’s ex is a psycho…i wanna get rid of her…i hope there is some way i can have my revange…:) grrr!!! i do wish she’ll stop
June 21st, 2006 at 11:24 pm
you remind me of my ex…i felt doing some before but nevr mind…he is now trying to make a recon with me because he needs me financially!!! That’s scary and that is why I rather ignore such guy!
June 27th, 2006 at 10:52 am
this blog really fits someone i know.. ms. LUNATIC LIE! hahahaha
June 29th, 2006 at 1:09 am
Good post dapne..You go gurl! Keep on posting!
July 4th, 2006 at 1:33 am
why it is naked
July 4th, 2006 at 2:49 am
I never been a psycho girlfriend, but I know a lot who are… Lemme knoe if u want their names hehehe!!! I’m sure they have a list of what you have missed out.
July 4th, 2006 at 2:57 am
Like for an example, creating an imaginary friendster friend to post a testimonial or comment on her site just to make her ex bf jealous. So pathetic!
July 5th, 2006 at 1:49 am
good
July 5th, 2006 at 1:52 am
ITZ.. cool
July 5th, 2006 at 2:51 am
hey biatch…
u r just so ugly, I think I’ll use ur pictures picture to scare kids away…
July 12th, 2006 at 5:31 am
this is true…coz inlove people can do crazy things…
October 26th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
hey daph (we don’t know eachother)… this may be a little way too late but I can’t resist to comment.
After reading your entry, I realized “oh my God! Is she talking about me?” hahaha!
very well said ms. daphne