I AM THE WINNING SPERM
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I AM THE WINNING SPERM
you know i realized that sometimes, we human beings, dont give ourselves enough credit. i realize i’m always berrating myself for the things that i could have done that i didn’t do (which is not always a bad thing), but then i forget about all the great things i have done.
i mean i never even celebrated my biggest accomplishment up to date - my successful life as a sperm that fertilized the egg, which resulted in me, daphne  .
i mean if you think about it, it takes a lot to fertilize an egg. during ejaculation, millions of sperms fight and struggle to reach that one egg in order to fertilize it and only one can come out the winner ! there’s no first, second, or third runner up. the rest all perish.
you beat the rest. you’re the best!
every single living person out there has at one time or another been a sperm struggling to fertilize the egg. for having beaten out the millions of others, you are the special sperm, the lucky sperm,
so i have declared today here in Friendster Land,
SUPERSPERM WEEK
the day where every single one of us can celebrate our success as the sperm that beat out the rest of the competition. oh yeah!
say it with me now : i am the super sperm. there is no sperm better than me.
HAPPY SUPER SPERM WEEK EVERYONE!
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October 11th, 2005 at 10:13 pm
haha! Congrats to all of us, SuperSperm!
October 12th, 2005 at 9:47 am
“i am the super sperm. there is no sperm better than me!” kudos fellow supersperms….
October 12th, 2005 at 4:46 pm
i like you and the all your body
October 14th, 2005 at 12:08 am
SuperSperms R Us!
October 14th, 2005 at 4:57 am
Amen to that!
October 15th, 2005 at 3:48 am
oh yeah! happy super sperm everyone! LoL
October 15th, 2005 at 9:13 pm
Supersperms unite! Love your blog, had fun reading through it. Keep writing!
October 16th, 2005 at 8:16 pm
Ako ay “winning sperm”! Yeah, that was fun to yell out loud.
October 18th, 2005 at 1:00 am
Yea im a super sperm i feel like i won THe lottery !!
October 18th, 2005 at 3:32 pm
hahaaa. gives a whole new meaning to one in a million. Happy Super Sperm Week to all you winners!!!
(should we have a day of mourning for all those other sperms that didn’t make it?)
October 19th, 2005 at 2:35 pm
o my gawd Daphne…
you’re amazing!!!
you’ll never run out of ideas.
hahaha!!! supersperm indeed.
October 19th, 2005 at 6:11 pm
Interesting….if every person knew that they were the super sperm…this world would be a better place…less pessimisim in the world.
October 27th, 2005 at 10:42 am
someone dork from the other side of the globe just yelled out loud at 1.30 in the morning “i am the wining sperm!” - and the dork happened to be me!
luv ya posts, will be lookin’ forward to em new ones..
-aLii, oVeR n oUt-
October 28th, 2005 at 1:37 am
WHERE IS REAL??
October 28th, 2005 at 3:25 pm
i’m with you, girl. :)i am the super sperm. there is no sperm better than me.
yeah, supersperm me. 
October 31st, 2005 at 10:50 pm
nice blog.. keep writing.. will keep a tag on it..
November 1st, 2005 at 10:38 pm
yup, i’m the super sperm.. and i want to ejaculate more.. yuuuhhhuuuu…
November 2nd, 2005 at 12:11 am
I AM THE SUPER SPERM!!! THERE’S NO OTHER SPERM BETTER THAN ME. Ang galing galing mo… Ngayon ko lang naisip ito…HEHEHE!
November 2nd, 2005 at 12:59 am
hi
November 8th, 2005 at 7:39 pm
Wow!!!! D k nmn masyadong Ma_n_t nyan? Whahahahaha
November 10th, 2005 at 12:38 am
hahahah..that’s funny for a girl to write…but great!!! superbabe..:-)
November 11th, 2005 at 3:52 am
Hmmm… I don’t mean to criticize but you’re not 100% sperm. You’re a little of the egg and a little of the sperm. In that case. No offence. But I must say, that pic is funny~!
November 11th, 2005 at 3:53 am
oops! a typo… ignore the phrase “In that case”.
November 12th, 2005 at 2:58 am
Brilliant! just brilliant!
Keep writing ‘em blogs… you’re great 
November 16th, 2005 at 12:44 am
hello add mo naman me ooh??
November 18th, 2005 at 7:28 am
Huh… I different from all of you guys… I’m special because I’m a twin… so who better? me or my twin brother??? haha anyway nice blog…
November 20th, 2005 at 12:17 am
EI ADD MO NAMAN AKO
November 20th, 2005 at 3:53 pm
You realy made me laugh!!! “every sperm is sacred” Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life
November 26th, 2005 at 9:52 am
I must say..great sense of humor !! =)
November 28th, 2005 at 6:12 am
I can’t say anything, Im speechless, whooh that’s GREAT!!!!
November 28th, 2005 at 6:13 am
I can’t say anything, Im speechless, whooh that’s AWESOM!!!!
November 28th, 2005 at 6:14 am
awesome!
November 29th, 2005 at 3:17 am
“i am the super sperm. there is no sperm better than me.” said IpkissWye before being ejaculated out, and now again he shouted “i am the super sperm. there is no sperm better than me.”, it’s proven ~! good post babe ~!
November 29th, 2005 at 6:14 pm
hi, daphne! i still em’ laughing right now…that
was brilliant i never enjoyed one’s blog better
than yours for a long time…now i know “im the
best sperm ever!”..hooray!hoot!hoot!
December 1st, 2005 at 12:27 am
thats nice,,good
December 4th, 2005 at 11:43 pm
hi there daphne! I once read that sperms don’t struggle and fight. Instead of it, they die sacrificing themselves to be food for the other sperms. When you think of that, you are not super sperm, but you are the result of sperms loving each other and working together. You are the result of all sperms. What do you think?
December 9th, 2005 at 3:39 am
no offense…i agree ‘dat im a super sperm..but im with fannileets 2…i love an idea of being the evolution of a sperm which is loved by millions others….
but still…i think i am a super beloved sperm hehahahha….
December 15th, 2005 at 7:25 pm
daphne i agree with you, that your father sperm was superb. because the result was very2 sexy
December 16th, 2005 at 9:07 pm
haha.. good.. hopefully that is not the only success I have.. ahha!
December 25th, 2005 at 9:38 pm
Veni Vidi Vici, as Caesar said…..DrJ
January 8th, 2006 at 5:17 am
pangit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 17th, 2006 at 3:51 am
nice blog,,, it rocks!!!!!!!
January 25th, 2006 at 12:05 am
its good
April 12th, 2006 at 5:22 am
Y3aH!!!….
dat’z gr3yt gHuRl….
i tinK….
i’M alS0 a SuperSperm….
y3ah!!!….
hehehe…..
April 14th, 2006 at 6:55 am
U help me to realize i am also a winner.. Good 4 u!
May 10th, 2006 at 1:02 am
yah, i’v alwez been glad i am a supersperm but haven’t thought of “SUPERSPERM WEEK” supersperm indeed! ur so brilliant gurl..hehe
July 4th, 2006 at 2:41 am
You’re hillarious!!! Friendster site is down. So I decided to check out some featured blogs I’m glad you’re the one I picked… Tnx for my occupying my time.
July 5th, 2006 at 2:25 am
ur blog is gooood.
supersperm hurray!
cheerios!
July 25th, 2006 at 8:00 am
on life we seldomfind a true person and
if you ever find onehold on and never let go
value that person coz it lifeworth
July 27th, 2006 at 2:23 am
yahhhhh—sperm..!!! everybody likes8….some say…..I thought I will never know extents of stupidity.
This thread helped me a lot!
Expect the unexpected!!!…….then pregnant? then…. just do it! oooooops!