Friendsterization

"DAPH, I KISSED 2 GIRLS AND 4 GUYS, SLEPT WITH 3 OF THOSE GUYS ALL IN ONE NIGHT. AM I A SLUT?"

hmm

i must admit, i have extremely wild friends. ok. i
confess. i did something i thought was pretty wild with matthew,
although, i think when compared to some of the stories i’ve heard, it
was pretty tame in their books.

so out of all the stories i heard, none was wilder
than this one particular girl friend of mine. some of the things she
does just downright shocks me. not because i didn’t expect her to do
them, but because they just sound too fictionalized to believe. but
every single word she tells me is true. she’s even got pictures to
prove it!

this is where the dilemma begins. my friend’s week consisted of :

1. tongue kissing more than 5 ppl (2 of them being girls)

2. sleeping with 3 guys in the course of 6 hours or so

3. between guy 2 and guy 3,
lost her underwear and after repeated searching was not able to
find her own, but someone else’s underwear

4. 5, 6 or 7 mike’s hard lemonade

and well … i won’t elaborate any further.

so anyway, after telling me all the details, she springs this question up on me,
"daph, do you think i’m a SLUT?"

well, first i should define what i think a slut is.

slut    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (slt)
n.

1. 1. A woman considered sexually promiscuous.
   2. A woman prostitute.

WTF, YOU CRAZY BIATCH! YES, you have what i call SLUT POWERS! hahaha - geez! why do you even bother to ask me?!

i mean, any woman who can take on 3 guys all
in one night and is not a porn star must have some kind of superhuman
power. i dont know if it’s the kind of power i’d be proud of, but hey,
different strokes for different folks right?

daphne: so yeah, i still love you *bleep* even if you are a slut. ok. you’re my little slut.

friend: but i’m not ur slut… u never want me

daphne: well, i do have matthew you know.

friend: come
on… u know u want to grab my ass… lol… and i wont take u away
from him… just borrow u for a few minutes… lol lmao

I HAVE ENCOUNTERED A SEXUAL MONSTER! aaaargh! LOL

so uhm….

DO YOU THINK MY FRIEND IS A SLUT?

UNFORGETTABLE

I am the difference

Flowing into a room

Scenting it with my fragrance of silence.

Naked -

Yet clothed in stares.

Raw.

Unstained.

Authentic.

Chin grazing the air.

Shoulders illustriously held back.

Carefully crafted

Curved imperfectly to perfection

I am strikingly –

Woman.

I am unforgettably –

Me.

-daphne-

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN
YOUR WHOLE WORLD FEELS
LIKE IT’S OVER AND YOU
JUST WANT TO CURL UP AND DIE?