Friendsterization

Yes, I still have real boobs

hmmmmmmm….. more confessions.

anyone read the US Weekly magazine issue this month with Ashlee Simpson’s surgical transformation on the cover. Crrrazy. It’s her but at the same time it’s not.

is cosmetic/plastic
surgery become so commonplace now? it
seems like there is nothing we cannot add, take out, nip, tuck, or
whatever these days.

the question really now becomes, would i ever have
anything done? the biggest issue with women other than weight seems to
be the boobies. oh it’s too small, too big, too high, too low, my nipples are too large, too dark, omg i have no nipples,
and the list just goes on and on. we women are so harsh on ourselves.
so i would like you all to know that i looooove my girls! yes, i admit
it, i call my boobies, the girls.

my girls are not the most perfect or most beautiful
girls in the world, i admit. but i think they are rather cute.
they’re not too big or too small. gravity has not hit them yet. they
bounce every now and then, depending on what i am doing. they point up
and get perky sometimes even when i do not cheer them on.

so yeah, to answer the question i posed for myself, i
do not think i would get the boobs done anytime soon. however, i have
been thinking that maybe when i am more advanced in years and i have
wrinkles to show for it, i would probably have a face lift done or
something. simply because i am vain in that way. i’ll be one of
those women who you will go around saying "i cant smile because of my surgery but hey, at least i look good!" i
think i will always want to look as young and as refreshed as i do now.
but who knows, i might look better as i get older (praying - haha) and i
might not want to change a thing.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF SURGICAL ENHANCEMENTS?
HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER HAD ANYTHING DONE and CAN SHARE YOUR STORY?

i would very much like to hear. brb - gonna go grab some popcorn chicken

 OMG, THAT WAS REALLY NASTY!

the other day, i was drinking water and i felt a
squishy thing land on my tongue. i thought, uh-oh, that was weird. that
was not supposed to be there. so stupid me, i decide to roll that thing
around my tongue to figure out what it was and when it yielded no
taste, i thought i would place it between my two front teeth and squish
it there. when i did, i thought, ewww! that is a really bitter and
spicy taste. i wonder what it is? so i spit it out of my mouth into my
hand and would’nt you know it…

i squished a fat fly between my teeth! freakin grosssss!

completely disgusted by what i had just done, i poured some supposedly "disinfecting palmolive orange soap" on my tongue.
let me tell you. soap does not taste good. never ever again will i ever
put any sort of soap into my mouth. that almost made me throw up, it
was so nasty!

i felt so bad for my poor abused taste buds. i
treated them to sugar after i finally rinsed off the soap. however, i
do not think they will ever be the same after this - sigh!

when i was finally calm and sitting and laughing over
what i had just done, i realized i have eaten so many things that could
be considered disgusting.
i should go on Survivor or Fear Factor! haha!

anyway, here’s a list of food that i have eaten at least once or twice, but will probably never eat again if i can help it:

• goat - goat meat has a really funky taste and smell to it! eww!

• ants - they have this bitter, but spicier taste also

• boogers - very salty

• chicken blood
  - when put in soup it sort of curdles into this blackish/grayish thing
  and i used to love it as a kid, but now i can’t stand large chunks of it

• chicken feet
  - i used to think these were sooo good until i remembered live chicken
  running around in their own poop on my grandfather’s chicken farm

• snails
  (oh…excuse me…escargot) - my parents love them! but i get sick
  looking at them all curled up in their little shells. ok, maybe i’ll
  eat every now and then. *shrug*

• live jellyfish
  - i remember they serve them fresh, live, and pulsing on a plate in the
  philippines and i used to love just swallowing them that way, but now -
  yuck!

• paper - just does not digest right

• bad peanuts - uuuugh!

• sea worms - i will not eat them when they are whole. although, i think i will eat the cut up ones

i’m sure i have eaten more weird
things, but that’s all i can think of for now.  i’m still alive, so i
guess eating them again will not be such a bad thing, but i am not
going to try anytime soon.

WHAT ARE SOME OF THE YUCKIEST/WEIRDEST
FOODS YOU’VE EATEN?

THINGS I TOTALLY APPRECIATE EVEN MORE SO WHEN I HAVE HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK

 Matthew (my bf) is soooo HOT !
Many times after we’ve had a little sips and gulps of vodka or
whatever,  and after a series of passionate lovemaking, he’ll wrap his
arms around me and i’ll run the tips of my fingers up and down his
body, we’ll chit chat for a bit and when he finally falls asleep, i
look at him and i cannot help but smile to myself in the full
realization that even now after almost 3 years of lovin’ and fightin’
and lovin’, i still think he is the hottest piece of A$$ on this side of the earth - haha!

the millions of tiny little bright lights in the dark.
does anyone know what i’m talking about?? they’re sooo pretty, floating
around. it makes me just want to bawl my eyes out *takes a sip of
vodka*

having two hands
is so great. that way when you’re so drunk that you’re throwing up all
over the place, you have two hands to pull your hair back and make sure
that those nasty little chunks of whatever you ate that night don’t get
stuck in your hair.

Bathrooms. The drunkard’s sanctuary. What would we ever do without it?

being sober.  need i say more?
            

i am quite sure there are a bajillion more things, but i think i need to drink a bit more to remind myself of them lol

WHAT DO YOU APPRECIATE WHEN YOU’RE ALL LIQUORED UP?